You either live a hearty and fulfilling life or become a vampire. A dialogue-driven masterpiece. Deep conversation and topics are broached in this gripping back and forth. What will the vampire reveal about himself? Will the interviewer survive this encounter at all? Nothing is promised in this tale of words and whiplash.

Time to get cutthroat. No more Mr. Nice Guy. Someone’s going to have put up their pen after this one. Only one writer will be left standing after the bloodshed. Pick a side. Stay there. The battle to end all battles.

The big comeback? The reboot? The highly anticipated return? Or just a sloppy seconds cash grab? Sometimes you have to take a year-long nap to get a good sense of what’s going on in your life. The end of a hibernation, you could say. (The original is always better, though.)

The summer blockbuster event of the year. You don’t want to miss this! Water. Sand. Sweat. Short shorts. No socks allowed. High-octane beach volleyball action sequences. Mystery cameo = Tom Cruise sprinting across the screen.

This one is for the moms and mom-adjacent folks. Love-y dove-y. Mama Mia The Third type. Feel-good blog of the summer. All the grace and cunning of a mom who thinks you are underfed. You poor thing.

Year-in-review type. Time travel perhaps? Word on the street is that The Flash is gonna run back in time to save me from ever becoming a writer lol. But then we run back to present day and everyone is happy, healthy, and wealthy(!). Also could have easily just been a nightmare in Ben Affleck’s head.

The listical. The one where we fight over your top five versus my top five (the right one). Families fall apart. Friends turn into enemies. I’m going to yuck your yum. You’ll block me out of your life like a Black Mirror episode. Good thing we all know the top five episodes of Black Mirror, right?

A young Spike Lee in the cut. Or maybe it’s from the mind of Jordan Peele. Lyrical Lemonade anyone? Either way, it’s definitely all about what’s seen and unseen. Hopefully, it will all be seen in the end. Spare change for a video budget?

Revenge of the Dust Bunnies in this one. The War on Crumbs. Violence. The Bathroom Eastern Front was a dreadful saga. Lost some good souls out there. Saving private pantries from dust build-up. Ultimate sacrifice on display. All that stuff.

Is this the multi-verse one? Multiple versions of the same thing - what a crazy concept. Never heard of anyone doing anything like that before. Brand new. Completely original. Don’t get caught up in the details. Just enjoy the thrill.

Is this the sequel? Or the prequel? Bigger. Badder. Sadder. Busted-er. Winners and losers in this one. Brackets on brackets. Also, taxes?

The follow-up to the iconic duel seen in last week’s episode. Is it self-love or self-hate? Only time will tell. Personal battles. High-frequency action. Internal divisions. All that stuff.

The big battle. The clash of the titans. Two giants step into the ring, but only one will walk away gainfully employed. This is what the people want. None of that sappy soundtrack. Pure carnage. All of that stuff.

The murder mystery. The who-dunnit. Everyone knows until they don’t. Last week it was the Butler in the Bathroom. I wouldn’t put it past Professor Plum this week, though. Heard he had a tough semester down at University. Everyone has a breaking point.

This is that tear-jerker. Bring your tissues to the theater type. Go home and cry and night type. But wake up the next morning feeling cleansed from getting all that salt out of your body. Stay hydrated before reading this one. All that stuff.

Lots of mystery in this one. Don’t miss out. Hidden jewels. Treasure maps. All that stuff.

Action-packed. Don’t miss out on this one. Enemies. Slow motion. Fighter jets. Edge-of-your-seat. All that stuff.